Title: Mulholland Dr.
Director: David Lynch
Writer: David Lynch
Starring: Naomi Watts, Laura Harring
Music: Angelo Badalamenti
Distinctions: Oscar nomination for Best Director; formerly on IMDb’s Top 250
Synopsis: Um… no.
How I saw it: on video (rented from Netflix), June 2008; in the theater, 2001
Subjective Rating: 0/10
Objective Rating: 1/10 (gets a point for music) c. 1.2/4 (Bad).
I won’t justify it by listing what’s wrong with it. Just… f*** you David Lynch.